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don't ever change you're perfect (lemmy.cringecollective.io)

submitted 1 year ago by listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

don't ever change baby you're the best

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Notice that it isn't publicly traded. I suspect that's why it hasn't enshittified.

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mail order bride?

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.

[–] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ubermeets

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.

[–] mikyopii@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you're already perfect?