It's almost as if there was some kind of zone of moderation distancing from which may be considered inadequate
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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Also they 100% talk about their job all of the time and it's the entirety of their personality.
I think 4chan needs some kind of online university with classes for writing and grammar. They could call it chanacademy.
nah that's just the format. it's a greentext. I love them
First [Goldilocks] tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her.
Then, she gave up and complained on the internet asking what the hell is wrong with porridge?
Same thing happened to me. Except now I'm old and have had no fun experiences in life because all I do is work and shitpost on Lemmy. Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation. Foreveralone single while my bank account keeps growing larger. Hell my will has my estate being donated to my local library because I don't even have friends anymore to leave it to.
Sounds like you don't have any worldly desires. Maybe consider making some bad decisions and ruining your life.