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Nah, just gotta use granny's plastic couch cover.
Ok, someone needs to sell a brand of this as Couch Condoms and donate the proceeds to voter registration programs.
"Keep Your Cushions Safe From Stains On Democracy!"
That's no good, he is used to that texture already.
Vance's eyeliner is so distracting, who convinced him it was a good idea?
I wonder how far back you have to go to find a pic without it.
Found this gem

The beard really was a good fashion decision on his part.
Unlike the eyeliner.
What’s the inset picture of?
Francis Buxton from Pee Wees Big Adventure
Oh yeah? Where are they hosing him down?
He forgot to take it off from his college crossdressing escapades
Yeah he's definitely wearing it in that pic.
Eyeliner makes you more attractive, it's just a fact and I'm proud of JD for putting his best self forward. Shame on y'all for trying to bully him over it.
Unfortunately, that best still sucks, and not in the way the guyliner would make you think.
That eyeliner is not making that guy more attractive.
Compare to his beard, which 100% makes him more attractive.
I'm sorry, but it's well established slut science.
Vance believes in faith-based sluttery. "Slut science" forsooth!
Its not a phase mom!
I normally can't stand to watch the debates, it's too painful for my depression-saturated brain to endure, usually. Usually.
I might make popcorn for this one though.
The Biden Trump debate was one of the most painful things I've ever watched. I'm excited for the debates with Harris and Walz though. I'm expecting them to wipe the floor with their opponents. There's no way they're going to be able to keep up.

Wouldn't it be great if the fly shows up: "Heyyyy, been waiting!"
Oh I forgot the fly that was crazy lol.
Kind of like a more gross version of when that bird landed on Bernie
Trump campaign has not agreed yet... maybe they aren't even sure is Vance will make it to October
I'm glad Tim pulled the same move that Trump tried to pull on "We agreed to debate on Fox" bullshit.
Let's see how they like it.
Heysus. After watching the whole Biden/Trump debacle, and hurting like hell, I'm all in for this one. Even more so for the Harris/Trump debate. Not going to miss a single word those nights. Pay. Back. Time.
Get your popcorn ready just in case
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