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[–] wer2@lemm.ee 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The backend dev has seen into the depths of COBOL and JCL that keep the world from imploding.

And the code looked back.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Whoever fights bugs should see to it that in the process he does not become a bug

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, it's been a few years since I haven't seen these mentioned but I do not miss it.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 years ago

They're about to drive the van off the bridge aren't they.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I’ll take some of the backend dev.

[–] gregor 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

As in, you are a backend dev, you'd like to be a backend dev, or do you just find her hot?

On an unrelated note she is my latest unrealistic transition goal

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Really really hot lmao.

I believe in you!

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 2 years ago

But if I explain it, it won’t be as funny.

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 16 points 2 years ago

Something something her backend something something

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thats the same joke as i made last time this meme was posted

[–] gregor 2 points 2 years ago

No, you didnt.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 18 points 2 years ago

There is no problem if both of these people are sane and are getting sane, non conflicting direction from those interested parties who are not involved in the software design.

Ha! Hahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

Oh, I made myself sad.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] gregor 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

🤔 the black hair girl looks familiar, can't place her though

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the same thing every time I see this picture. Good news: I think I figured it out. Bad news: I think she looks like my librarian from elementary school, so I doubt that's why she looks familiar to you, haha

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's weird 🤔

EDIT: I'm actually wondering if I've seen this picture before used for something else, I am now scouring my memes folder to see if that's what it is.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

This meme is about as old as I am so that's very likely

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Why use print! and not println!? You'll just mess up the terminal text flow...

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: it's the other way around

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

I just like that they're both smiling