this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
276 points (92.9% liked)

Programmer Humor

29647 readers
1661 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] wer2@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The backend dev has seen into the depths of COBOL and JCL that keep the world from imploding.

And the code looked back.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Whoever fights bugs should see to it that in the process he does not become a bug

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, it's been a few years since I haven't seen these mentioned but I do not miss it.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago

They're about to drive the van off the bridge aren't they.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’ll take some of the backend dev.

[–] gregor 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As in, you are a backend dev, you'd like to be a backend dev, or do you just find her hot?

On an unrelated note she is my latest unrealistic transition goal

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Really really hot lmao.

I believe in you!

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago

But if I explain it, it won’t be as funny.

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Something something her backend something something

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats the same joke as i made last time this meme was posted

[–] gregor 2 points 1 year ago

No, you didnt.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 18 points 1 year ago

There is no problem if both of these people are sane and are getting sane, non conflicting direction from those interested parties who are not involved in the software design.

Ha! Hahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

Oh, I made myself sad.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gregor 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

🤔 the black hair girl looks familiar, can't place her though

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the same thing every time I see this picture. Good news: I think I figured it out. Bad news: I think she looks like my librarian from elementary school, so I doubt that's why she looks familiar to you, haha

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's weird 🤔

EDIT: I'm actually wondering if I've seen this picture before used for something else, I am now scouring my memes folder to see if that's what it is.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

This meme is about as old as I am so that's very likely

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Why use print! and not println!? You'll just mess up the terminal text flow...

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: it's the other way around

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

I just like that they're both smiling