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[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 83 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can you fit a square peg in a round hole?

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 97 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It goes in the square hole

sanity crumbles visibly

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago
[–] VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, yes. The 6th elemental stone.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

We needed to activate it.
Does anyone have a butthole?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Fire for fire, butthole for butt plug, go.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mine just sealed up when you made that request.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

dramatic high tension music intensifies as the stakes are getting higher and the protagonists are sweating nervously over the plug of butts, but only one unsealed butt remains between them

(Also what you described is literally the opening moment of season 5 Solar Opposites)

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sorry I forgot mine at home

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How would you rate the experience of using it out of 10?

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 82 points 2 years ago

Not yet used. Couldn't square up

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 36 points 2 years ago

What is this? A buttplug for wombats?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Have you considered coating your buttplug in resin or some other smooth material? It's important to avoid materials with a lot of crevices that can harbor bacteria.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 20 points 2 years ago

This guy buttplugs

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Would it still be brutally brutalist after doing that?

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[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

When I said I loved Brutalism, this isn't quite what I meant...

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh yay holes for bacteria 🦠 😁

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

Part of the experience

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago

True, but very much not the main problem

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Amazing calcium uptake for hard strong bones rule

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it's meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 years ago
[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

D... Did you do it?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you use lube or just coat it in sand for extra brutality?

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Rough granulate

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Created a replica myself from my own concrete mix

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A replica of what?

A replica of WHAT?!?

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A replica of the original brutalist buttplug. It is an art piece from Daniel Kent and not for sale. But I kinda needed one. So I made it myself.

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Oh well that's really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.

But I'm just gonna keep assuming it's a replica of your butt because that's funnier to me.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

needed one

Make like beans and spill

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

This is the kind of shit I browse lemmy for. Thank you.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What, in Minecraft?

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[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Are you the same person as the one who got involved in a cylinder incident

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago

Do you actually use it?

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