Ive actually had this happen once. Nothing I could really do, but they claimed the bag opened up and they took it and started eating the gummies.
this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2024
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Gotta check for edibles! Plus, if they are edibles, they get to be high on the job.
Oh well. There goes my LSD laced hard candy. Have fun y'all! Thanks for eating the evidence.
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