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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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A counter top Roomba for crumbs called Crumba (lemmy.world)
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[–] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I read it as "A counter to your roomba called the crumba". Because of course I want a robot that lays down crumbs for my roomba.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Need to make it sound more modern and sleek, like when the first iPod and iPhones came out. You could name it the iCrumba.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Crumba wumba

[–] Axefanatic@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How big are people's counters and this is a thing?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

i APPROVE THE CRUMBA.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does it rhyme with Roomba or is it crumb-ba?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Crumb-ba.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's gotta be "Crümba".

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ooohhh... I am a sucker for umlauts...