Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Toilet Amp: Assert your dominace over your house guests with the loudest shits and pisses they've ever heard (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Mic in the bowl subwoofer in the toilet tank. Maybe it could be surround sound system compatible so you can pipe it into the living room.

Make your friends think there's a typhoon and thunder in your bathroom and earn their respect.

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should have color changing lights throughout the house that light up to match the color of the stink pickle you're dropping

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

+1 for tinkle tinkle stink pickle

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Whats your valuation?

[–] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget to patch the air vent through to the living room