Programming Humor

Management: Gee whiz, we really have no idea how to gauge productivity to decide who gets promoted. We could manage. Or, better, we could just have someone write a script that pulls info from git on how many lines of code each person has written.

Programmers:

But how do you test for FILE_NOT_FOUND?

Those are rookie lines of code numbers right there.
I would have done it without the ==

internal static bool AreBooleansEqual(bool orig, bool val)
{
    if(orig) 
    {
        if(val)
            return false
        return true
    }
    if(val)
        return true 
    return false
}

Don't know why their code returns false when they are equal but I'm not going to dig through old code to refactor to use true instead of false.

Don’t forget the invocation

if (CompareBooleans(a, b) == true)