Yeah, but do they have hookers with three breasts? Otherwise, I'm not going.
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Colonizing Mars exposed the colonists to mutagenic radiation, causing people born on Mars to have birth defects (and psychic abilities). They weren't native Martians, so the three booby lady won't exist until we send people there.
Fun fact, the Earth has a magnetosphere that protects us from radiation, and Mars does not. So it is very likely that Martian colonists would experience higher rates of cancer, birth defects, and sterility even with physical shielding.
But also, even if a human were to grow a third booby, it would probably be above or below one of the normal boobies, along a vertical line called the "milk line." A third medial booby is, medically speaking, unlikely.
Why a third boob when you could have a full Kuato?
"blah blah blah it's paper mache, I don't care!"
To me personally, settling mars has nothing to do with colonialism, or capitalism, or hookers and blackjack. It's about the fact that humanity is like a steam engine, and somebody threw too much coal into that thing. Now it's cooking hot, and one way to keep it from exploding is to "release steam" (in a metaphorical sense). That means, settling off to some other planet.
Is it really world news if it didn't happen on this world?
It happened on a world. 🤷🏻♂️
Mars is a world, it was never specified which world this community is about.
It is this world, just not this planet
That's generally what "world" means
I was in the impression that it's a much wider category
It's possible to use it to refer to a non-planet region (bigger or smaller) in a more general sense, but I wouldn't say that's the most common usage.
I guess it's like german "Realität"/"Wirklichkeit" (both meaning reality).
I understand "Realität" (reality) to mean something "real", like something touchable. Language, and literature are not "real" to me. They're "wirklich", but not "real".
The analysis revealed reservoirs of water at depths of about six to 12 miles (10 to 20km) in the Martian crust.
The deepest man-made hole on earth is 8 miles deep.
What about the Well to Hell? How else would we have 100% concrete iron-clad proof that Satan exists?
IRL DEEP ROCK GALACTIC EXTRACTING LIQUID MORKITE
ROCK AND STONE, YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
For Karl!
Dropped me bloody keys in there!
We're rich!
The ACK intensifies.
This time it's aliens for sure guys
Huffs copium
I wouldn't drink the waters of Mars.
Dibs
Oh great. Now the big corps can remove all the water and sell it to the people, at a massive profit ofc.
Capitalism wins again. \O/