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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Infinite dew exploit.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

The Story of the Asmongold

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 22 points 1 year ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.

[–] Guacamole@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[–] pagenotfound@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.