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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Killing and decapitating voles, that is. Because there are so many voles right now they make an easy food source, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

First the squirrels decapitated the voles, and I said nothing as I wasn't a vole.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That title gave me cancer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But at least you still have your head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Are you sure? They haven't posted since that post and they might be a vole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

God have mercy on everyone in SF

Edit a squirrel downvoted this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Not unless they make it across the Bay Bridge. By then it will already be too late for those of us in the East Bay.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Wow, thanks for sharing. I wonder if this will change the social dynamics of the squirrels (internecine warfare, pack hunting, etc.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new packs of squirrel carnivores.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Squirrels are opportunistic eaters. During the last US east coast 17-year Cicada brood, I saw them chowing down on them left and right.

And yes, I am aware of my username...not on purpose I swear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Absolutely. Eventually your small dog will represent an opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

"Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Doolittle."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Possible plot point to align with the impending zombie apocalypse?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Sounds like my squirrel (and other small animal) serial killer dog might be getting some pushback if squirrels aren't putting up with any of those voles' bullshit any more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's crazy! I've never heard of carnivorous squirrels before