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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In fairness, the NASA Engineer can't get NPM to behave either. That's why we don't send JavaScript to space. (Edit: Lol. I guess we totally do send JavaScript into space.)

Or do we? Now I desperately want to know what the first piece of JavaScript to run in space was/will be? It did/will mark the exact moment that we stopped taking space seriously.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The touchscreen controls and displays in SpaceX crew capsules are web based. So JavaScript is going to space pretty often.

[–] koper@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

Remember how the Titan sub used a game controller and everyone called them out? I think I'd still feel safer.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The touchscreen controls and displays in SpaceX crew capsules are web based.

ok, but a real spacefaring organisation though? One that isn't run by a fucking idiot?

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

SpaceX is quite "real". No other company is even close to it's tech, low cost, and launch cadence. It's because it's run by Gwynne Shotwell, the President of SpaceX, who is skilled at keeping Musk away from ruining it.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Nice.

Holds hat over heart, and salutes.