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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It would be funny if everyone in NY just started dressing like this for a few days.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

A huge amount of people in New York already dressed this way, lol

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At the very least there should be one of those pfp filter things that puts anyone's face into the photos NYPD released. Meme remix the wanted posters so you can't even find the original photos

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

A real 'I am Spartacus' moment.

[–] intresteph@discuss.online 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dang, he has style and money.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess a good hitman isn't gonna be cheap

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Best one this side of the Mississippi.

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

So I‘m a bit ootl here and I‘m trying to understand what so tell if I‘m wrong, but from what I understand this guy shot this CEO of a million dollar health insurance and just fucking biked away?

Edit: What a fucking legend

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

43 billion dollar health insurance company. And yes. It was the most casual shooting I've ever seen on the internet. It was well planned at the very least.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy is making it look so easy

[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Admin, he's doing it sideways.

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

Who would win?

43 billion dollar

One bikey boy

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The silencer made it so no big panic broke out, so he was kinda just able to walk off i guess. There cant be cops everywhere, so if you just leave immediately, its going to be hard for cops to catch up with the information flow.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I mean, the woman who was right next to the CEO understandably freaked and bolted but yeah.

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

From what I've heard NYPD cops are useless anyway

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Not if you’re jumping a subway turnstile!

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

They're fairly effective if your crime is witnessing someone jump over a metro turnstile I hear

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

On a rental bike, supposedly.

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure the bike hire company confirmed that wasn’t the case

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a rental be traceable through simple billing unless it was stolen?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That's what worries me.

[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Think of the traffic in NY. Where would you park? And you're just going to get in a car to sit in traffic?

Bro made a perfect getaway

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

I was always surprised how getting away from a crime scene with a bicycle isn't more popular. It's faster and easier than running and you can use paths that cars can't easily get to.

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

He absolutely did and the thought of him just casually bikong away from an Assassination is just too fucking funny.

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A bike is the perfect getaway vehicle in a city.

In my state someone robbed a bank in our largest city and got away on bike and I believe is still out there not found.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Was this dude really wearing thousand dollar shoes? His outfit may have cost more than the CEO he shot

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I suspect OP has made most of this up, or at best guessed.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

This meme makes fun of those automated website ads that sell you bullshit that's tenuously related to the content on the website

[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think he was on a much more expensive bike. Easily a high end Trek, or a BMC, S-Works, or a Campagnolo

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Nah it was a Peloton

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe Bruce Wayne reversed his policy on forearms?

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's wrong with having some good strong forearms?

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, this always happens to me when I don't put me specs on?

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

If you had strong forearms, you could have picked up the specs easily

/jk

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

can't afford that