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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] intresteph@discuss.online 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Double strong, double sweet.

Jamaican blend.

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't you put my name on that disappointing hot leaf water.

[–] simple@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But your name is literally James Tea Bag

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Dammit, you stop that.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago

At least it's not a cup of Thames. 🤮

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AshLassay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

For anyone who doesn’t know that’s Cockney rhyming slang. Cup of Rosy Lee rhymes with Cup of Tea. But they often omit the last word so it becomes a Cup of Rosy.

Another one is Apples which is slang for stairs. Since the full rhyming slang is Apples and Pears.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Also, a very common one.

"Blew a raspberry."

Raspberry tart, fart.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Most people don’t know that “let’s get down to brass tacks” is a rhyme for “let’s get down to the facts” as well.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Cup of Alastair

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why James? It isn't short for anything like Joe is

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is Joe short for (in the coffee sense) in your mind? I know there's a few theories, and the jamoke one seems the most plausible to me.

[–] Desso@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

lmao gottem XD

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It isn't that Joe is short for something coffee related, it's that it's short for Joseph, whereas James is just short for James

Afaik, like you said, joe as in coffee doesn't have a confirmed etymology. I tend to think the jamoke origin is most likely, though I've known a few Navy vets of the era claim up and down that that's the origin that's true (the Josephus Daniels alcohol ban story). I sure wouldn't disagree that that's where they ran into the term, but it isn't definitive either.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

So you're saying tea should be Jim?

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So perhaps “A cup of Jim” for tea?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Makes sense to me!

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Joe is short for Java, so a cup of ta ?

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Cup of dick

[–] iamthewalrus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

236ml of James, to be exact.