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[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 27 minutes ago

Y'all assume he has game instead of just proving to be a huge loser. The only evidence he had any game is the wife he cheated on by sleeping with a honey pot and two coerced employees.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And that "funny" thing would be.............?

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 10 points 2 hours ago

Have an affair with Colette, I imagine

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 42 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

No, Alice Huang & Colette Kress have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

[in the voice of the Daleks] EXPLAIN

[–] decolo@piefed.social 92 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'm assuming they mean have an affair with the new interim CEO.

[–] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip 44 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Spoiler alert: already did

[–] decolo@piefed.social 29 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I have been assuming this too, also assuming she was an Israeli spy (while being a subordinate)

Double inappropriate!

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago

"It's OK when they we do it."

[–] b3nsn0w@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

nah, affair #2 was with a different vp and #3 is as yet undisclosed. although if #3 was with the interim ceo that would be a very good reason not to disclose it

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

With Mr Jensen, it might not be exactly impossible.

[–] UiUiUiUiUi@piefed.nl 2 points 4 hours ago

He’s Huang whats not to love?

[–] kewjo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

that leather coat must be covered in pheromones

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's actually pure pheromones. Just like biofilm protects bacteria, pheromones form a protective layer to keep from overwhelming everyone around them. This pheromone biofilm looks exactly like leather.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 3 hours ago

60% of the time, it works every time!

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is it still funny if already confirmed?

[–] decolo@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

are you being for real right now

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, I thought this was meme comm sry

[–] decolo@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh I genuinely don't know either haha

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Does she get the Sex Jacket, or was that part of Huang's golden parachute?

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 23 minutes ago

I bet it slowly possesses the wearer and transforms them into Jensen Huang, Crysis style, while whispering in their ear something like "there must always be a Huang..!"

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get it ... it's a Friday and I'm tired.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

He should have sex with her too, I think that's what's implied anyway