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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

[in the voice of the Daleks] EXPLAIN

[–] decolo@piefed.social 93 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'm assuming they mean have an affair with the new interim CEO.

[–] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip 44 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] decolo@piefed.social 29 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I have been assuming this too, also assuming she was an Israeli spy (while being a subordinate)

Double inappropriate!

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago

"It's OK when they we do it."

[–] b3nsn0w@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

nah, affair #2 was with a different vp and #3 is as yet undisclosed. although if #3 was with the interim ceo that would be a very good reason not to disclose it

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

With Mr Jensen, it might not be exactly impossible.

[–] UiUiUiUiUi@piefed.nl 2 points 5 hours ago

He’s Huang whats not to love?

[–] kewjo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

that leather coat must be covered in pheromones

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's actually pure pheromones. Just like biofilm protects bacteria, pheromones form a protective layer to keep from overwhelming everyone around them. This pheromone biofilm looks exactly like leather.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 4 hours ago

60% of the time, it works every time!

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is it still funny if already confirmed?

[–] decolo@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

are you being for real right now

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No, I thought this was meme comm sry

[–] decolo@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh I genuinely don't know either haha