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[in the voice of the Daleks] EXPLAIN
I'm assuming they mean have an affair with the new interim CEO.
Spoiler alert: already did
I have been assuming this too, also assuming she was an Israeli spy (while being a subordinate)
Double inappropriate!
"It's OK when they we do it."
nah, affair #2 was with a different vp and #3 is as yet undisclosed. although if #3 was with the interim ceo that would be a very good reason not to disclose it
Source?
I thought so too but it was (allegedly) Kimberly Powell
https://www.hellomagazine.com/us/934626/nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-resignation-second-affair-replacement/
With Mr Jensen, it might not be exactly impossible.
He’s Huang whats not to love?
that leather coat must be covered in pheromones
It's actually pure pheromones. Just like biofilm protects bacteria, pheromones form a protective layer to keep from overwhelming everyone around them. This pheromone biofilm looks exactly like leather.
60% of the time, it works every time!
Is it still funny if already confirmed?
are you being for real right now
No, I thought this was meme comm sry
Oh I genuinely don't know either haha