And then we pour them into engines to make em go.
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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Pet all the unicellular plankton!
It's all about size and appearance. Who's petting the ten-foot long centipedes?
But they don't go into our engines.
Count me in.
Awwwww
At least we have our replicas
Sorry but we are literally killing 90 billion of their descendants a year in slaughterhouses
Oddly enough, different people can be doing different things.
And we blast the meat scrapings off their bones with high pressure water jets and mold the resulting pink slime into… more dinosaurs!
Which is pretty fucking metal when you think about it.
Yeah but, I don't think the people that have the power and make the decisions to do that, have any dinosaur plushies.
You have the power. You make the choice to contribute to this multiple times a day.
(You) as in the reader.
Yeah and marry me "chicken" tofu on TheeBurgerGuy on YouTube is better than any real chicken. It's like the best cooked chicken you'll ever have. Perfect texture and flavor! No gross raw chicken juices to handle. Happy belly and happy soul
What if they DID, that'd be some Blade-type tormented soul shit. Tyson CEO/chicken otherkin, he stalks the night hunting Chick-fil-A employees and praying to Devil Dinosaur for another asteroid to wipe out the apes - but he was bitten by a radioactive chicken CEO, and by day he is bound to the grey boardrooms of a meat conglomerate!
We'd certainly need to kill a lot less than 90 billion if we had big ass dinos to farm.
In the most horrible circumstances.
I wouldn't love T-Rexes if they were here I don't think I can run fast enough
I read this as "T-rexas" and briefly imagined a T-Rex in a cowboy hat driving a lifted truck. 😂
I definitely can't outrun a tiger but they're still amazing and I would 100% pet one if I could do so without becoming lunch
Skill issue. T-rexs can't run fast enough to escape my love for them
I have an endless pile of turtle plushies. :D
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
I hope when you lay down in your plushie pile that it’s just turtle all the way down.
... And that's when the attack comes... Not from the front, but from the SIDES.
By the other two plushies... You didn't even know were there
Clever girl
I love you T-rex and would hug you without expecting a hug back. I know you're trying.
Watching an episode of The X-Files about a zoo earlier today. “Aww, the elephant wants to be friends with the truck! Aww, the puma wants to be frie- I’d be very dead if I were allowed to interact with dangerous animals.”
I always tell the wife that if they ever find my body mauled by a mountain lion, she'll know my last words were "who's a pretty kitty?"
pumas meow, that's how they would lure you
I have at least a couple dino plushies.