This is exactly the type of message I'd like my crisis communications team to be getting out there if I was caught having a fling with a Chinese honeypot.
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he thought she loved him for his leather jackets π’
This is wild, because NVIDIA hardware is everywhere and should be considered compromised at this point.
Yet, nothing, no peeps.
Itβs not the size of your Huang, itβs how you use it π
We know every level of the US government is compromised. They literally fight each other every 4 years over who can sell out USA the best and call it an election.
Huang on Huang action.
I guess he's getting the Huang of it?
Probably some distant cousin.
The CEO of AMD, Lisa Su, is in there too!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Su
Relatives: Jensen Huang (first cousin once removed)
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WTF is this article
Damage control by an anonymous person π
The title kinda suggests a 'two birds one stone' approach.
I swear to god I'm going to pistolwhip the next person who says Jensen Huang, it's been two days and I'm already so sick of this
Personally I am just enjoying making fun of him :)
But he's so cool! He wears a bike jacket everywhere!
And I mean, everywhere.
The jacket stays on during sex.
Ugh.. Why did you have to say it out loud. Now I kind of imagined it.
I hope you're happy.
Now picture the black dress socks as well, you are welcome ;)
Imagine the smell.
He is an absolute Huang, though. π«€
Jensen Huang.