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[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Everyone is talking about the pull tabs an I’m sitting here wondering if the beer is 1 pint 8 oz. Or if this company is trying to call 8oz one pint.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Its a 24oz can of yuengling.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Every time I see a can.

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[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)
[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 22 hours ago

It’s family sized, perhaps? (Written around the tip of the can)

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit, good catch. A pint is 16oz (a pint is a fluid pound) so this is either a very large 18oz can or someone is taking liberty with the words.

[–] Randomocity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

Wouldn't that be a 24oz can?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

if only If I had a pen knife

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

It's more of a Shelbyville idea.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lOpQ6gK4riI

Do not use your finger unless you like drinking blood and going to the hospital.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I usually go to the hospital specifically to drink its blood coffers.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Found the lazy vampire.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Not to start it. For that you just need a lever. Handle of a fork or spoon works. Once it's punctured you can use your finger, carefully and slowly. Some people aren't good at that though, so use your best judgement. You can always use the same level to continue pushing it inwards.

So much better than the old pull tabs. They could be dangerous when they did work, they were a safety hazard if not disposed of, and a tab on those that came out? Now you have a problem, that was not an easy fix.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Start it with a handle of a spoon and then continue using the handle to open it all the way. Finger safety!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

and a tab on those that came out? Now you have a problem, that was not an easy fix.

I'm pretty sure that's why shotgunning was invented.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

OP needs an old-school church key.

[–] zout@fedia.io 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's when you stab the side with a sharp object and get chugging.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Need the pop tab to chug properly. It allows air in the top so the beer flows out the bottom

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 17 hours ago

Also stab with sharp object you already used for the side.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Had that happen a few times. I just use a key that I normally have on me for the house or car (car less these days since its a fob and sliding the key out isn't worth it). A few good and steady stabs closest to the line should do the trick. Then just push down with finger.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 4 points 22 hours ago

I spent a few minutes wondering how it's possible for the pull tab to be attached off to the side like that

Then I realised oooh it's just come off and you've placed it there

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 4 points 23 hours ago

I mean, a sharp blow with the back of a pen would open it, but yeah. That's work should shouldn't have to do.

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

That sucks. Badly.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 2 points 21 hours ago

Perspective. If you’re one of the members over at stop drinking, then perhaps this was your day.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Just stab it with a screwdriver

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Just use the one on the bottom.