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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i prefer to get my outrage ad free, thanks tho

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One of my neighbors cut down some beautiful old fruit trees, for seemingly no reason.

I have locally sourced, free range outrage, just from going outside!

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I so want to rationalize it and not be upset… maybe they weren’t producing anymore?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

My neighbors had a beautiful pear tree they cut down. The pears became a sludge that covered most of their lawn and wasps covered the rest. I was really sad to see it go, but I didn't have to deal with the piles of pears.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They don't take kindly of the fruits.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe they had an infection and had to be removed?

The reason is probably that your neighbours are fuckwits

[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

People don’t need an excuse to be dumb

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Frankly the ads are the best thing on Facedook

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In this economy, being chill is activism.

joy as an act of resistance ✊

If it ends there it ends there.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just read the documentation of Hyperbola GNU+BSD and you'll be outraged at the world at large for a good while

[–] robert@piefed.ca 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 15 points 1 week ago

You'll see how much software, even software that is free and open-source, still has one legal or ethical gotcha or another.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Genuinely confused. The only thing I can find that might be controversial is that it uses pacman? But no idea beyond that. If anyone is aware of what this is referring to, please let us know!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's up with pacman now? I'm OOTL

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Arch users are irritating, and thus the things they use are irritating. Since I, a debian user, am far too stable to ever be considered irritating, I possess a divine remit to pass judgement on the plebians from the lofty heights of my palanquin as I am borne through the forums on the shoulders of swarthy former Ubuntu users who are repenting for their past poor decisions through service to the agents of the Most Radiant Distro.

Or something, idk. As far as I can tell it's just linux tribalism that's been going on so long nobody remembers why they do it anymore, APT hates Pacman because Pacman hates APT. There's incredibly niche usecases that get thrown out as justification but who even remembers at this point.

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Wow that is so Linux lol, thanks for explaining though. I'm glad it wasn't something like "only zionists use pacman now sorry"

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There's plenty of angry reactions to go around for everyone around here.

[–] TheOneCurly@feddit.online 5 points 1 week ago

But here we do it for the love of the game.

[–] motionofethre@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Trump did something. Also AI

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something something ML and Hexbear something something

[–] motionofethre@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just the way you say that makes it clear you aren't perfectly aligned with my niche personal views and therefore, I need to let you know you are clearly from the group of people I consider undesirable

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[–] meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Sure, but now back to kitten beans uwu.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here arguments don't go in circles so much.

A: we should abolish the police

B: no they perform useful services!

A: like what, exactly?

B: like killing undesirables!

A: [this is where I just stop replying because they've proven my point]

At least you can appreciate that humans aren't designed to keep the conversation going forever.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Police interact with people on some of the worst days of their lives. They are also an entry point to an adversarial legal system and sometimes decide to kill you.

Uh oh nuance to go in circles around!

[–] moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lot of the time what makes those days the worst of someone's life is, you know, the near-irresistable force pursuing them with guns and chains and a high resolution global surveillance network

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I avoid cops like the plague but I’m not kidding that a significant number of people call in and invite police to a situation over the dumbest shit you can imagine.

This is a shit post community btw so I’m not trying to engage in real argument about the scale of police or whether they should exist.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Fuck you, this is all natural anger that doesn't help anyone, not even billionaires

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nobody:

Billionaires:

"We're going to see a resurgence of woke, I know you think billionaires are evil... But they're actually good. I've hired a team of people and bought a media company to say I'm good and they say I'm arguably the most influential thinker in the western world, and how could that be evil. The real evil people are muslim leftist white women because they're not having enough children for me to abuse. Would an evil person really tell you that with that much honesty and integrity?"

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

I'm on Facebook cuz of marketplace and whenever I accidentally look at my feed it's just a bunch of benny johnson rage bait

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

No the Zuck asking me to give him a solid. He better take it with no complaints

[–] moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Engaged and enraged are only one letter apart. Really makes u think

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"How about more Jesus shapes in photos!? everyone loves those!"

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Release the minions!

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dangit, I thought all my carefully-worded internet comments about criticisms of the 1% were affecting positive change in the world while I lay here naked doing nothing at all to improve the world.... actually contributing to & advancing the nefarious goals of Zuckerberg & Thiel & Altman.

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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

What a riot. No, wait. That hasn't happened yet. Right, guys?

[–] Reckless_Moose@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago

I've gotten into retro outage, where I read the news right from the news webpage to be mad.

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