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[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

You wanna be part of the in-group? You gotta wear the silly hat and do the dance! Why? Because we all do it ofcourse! Shows youre part of the in-group! :D

Human sociality is fun an arbitrary and yet with filled with meaning and purpose

To the milk powder, and the beans, and all the other dumb little in jokes!

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago

This is the most blatant proof for me that reddit is completely subsumed by bots and corporate interests. It used to be routinely overrun by random stuff like this.

Large groups of people on the internet get weird for no reason. It's a marker of health for a community, like monitoring salamander populations in a stream.

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

*powered milk

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 5 hours ago

Me too, fellow lemming...

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is the first time it happened where I think I saw the original post before it became a thing, and then I stepped away for a while and when I came back I see... this...

I didn't even know it had become a thing so I had to back out to my all feed, and lo and behold, it became a thing.

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Dare I ask what the original post was?

Or, you know... SAUCE?!

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 7 points 3 hours ago

Coming your way!

4209

[–] Domitian@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Cant find the post, but it was about a dude who added powdered milk to his milk so he could have more concentrated milk

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

It's in c/comics

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 50 points 15 hours ago (7 children)

Between this, the beans, the beef stroganoff, the beans, and the beans again, I'm beginning to think lemmy just likes food

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

No shitting for 3 days was an OG too...

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I couldn't survive 3 days without it...

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The Poo must flow!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

...wait, really? You should eat some beans.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago

People liking food? Lemmy is full of weirdos.

[–] bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 6 points 11 hours ago

And breasts, apparently.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I saw someone get upset about beef jerky.

[–] Meruten@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's because they were Dorito flavoured, apparently that is unbelievable and a sign of societal issues.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 5 hours ago

Wait! What? Now I am mad and it is definitly a sign of societal issues. We've got so disconnected from reality that people eat cinnamon cereals and call it "spéculoos" flavored and those people are supposed to dislike cinnamon...

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[–] arotrios@kbin.earth 67 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SGG@lemmy.world 31 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What if I mix the powered milk with the liquid from a can of beans?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Get a load of this guy he doesn't know about the p-p-powdered milk!

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I thought we were doing soapy tiddies

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

I thought we were doing 4?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Why not titties covered in powdered milk? 🤷‍♂️

[–] Xyre@lemmus.org 7 points 10 hours ago

More milk per milk!

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

We can do 2 things at once. For example, 2 soapy tiddies.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Or 1 milky tiddie! Maybe even, and may god forgive me if even thinking the thought...

One milky and one soapy tiddie?????

[–] OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 hours ago

The answer is obvious.

Goat Milk Soap.

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[–] fractal618@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Keep it secret, keep it unrefridgerated

[–] digdig@piefed.social 5 points 10 hours ago

In a cupboard above the coffee secret?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

At least all you missed was powdered milk.

I slept straight through soapy tiddies

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You mix it with dehydrated water.

[–] digdig@piefed.social 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Been mixing for 10 mins now, any tips? 😉

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Add some beans.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Did you try it at 20 bar room temperature?

[–] digdig@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Getting gloopy at 10, removing atmosphere brb.

[–] digdig@piefed.social 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] digdig@piefed.social 3 points 10 hours ago

20 bar is above my equipment

[–] igmelonh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This is the first I'm hearing about it, so now I'm doubly confused lol.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Lol welcome to Thunderdome, we have powdered milk.

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[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
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