okay buddy pay up
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No famine please
Not like it was smooth sailing before then
Or after, if I recall.
Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it's probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
Wonder how it works against the rutabaga of callous indifference.
Nelson studied comedy under Gallagher
Potato acknowledged
Potato acknowledgement and worshiped!
(Insert vague recollection of dangers of worhipping false golden idols. Bah! It'll be fine.)
So this is Yukon Gold
Potato of luck acknowledged
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
Luck of the Irish
You know what? I have more faith in this golden potato than I do humanity. So go, golden potato. Do your thing.
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You know what, fuck it, I'm pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you.....
I, too, am desperate for good news
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Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa's obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes...
Please.
Please.
Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
Given its November soon, im gonna need all the help I can get. Hi potato
Nice
Ack
200 OK
418 Iβm a teapot
You're not fooling me. That's a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.
All glory to the hypnotato... of luck!
Oh glorious potato of power, lend unto me your wisdom and starch.
Thank U Mr potate
also acknowledging potato
Sup, pote?
The sight of the potato of luck fills you with determination.
I see a newt in that potato, you lie.
Or maybe I drank too much.
Still see a newt
Acknowledged
I could have bags of those and ther still wouldn't be any good news.
We could all benefit from the news being good for a change
Somehow I've become suspicious of anything plated in goldish
Please make a comeback trans rights
Fuck yeah Iβm commenting and already i have the day off work. Thanks you, tater
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