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[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

Everything about this man screams "I have a small Penis".

[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 9 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

The hat indoors and shitty beards are basically part of their cultural identity at this point

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Gender affirming fascism.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I have a wbite dude with a big beard and love guns, but am also super duper liberal. It's a weird place to be.

But they also assume I'm one of them and get to hear their unfiltered takes. They're more racist than you think.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

As a guy with a big beard, good thing I wear headbands while at home 😒

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

But my head's cold ;_; You're wearing a hat you just grew it out of hair follicles like all the soyyoungs

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 20 hours ago

“I’m aging and it scares me”

[–] lucyph0r@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Is this a beardo?

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

If given as only two options, I would chose to spend these 43 minutes on listening about my mother's in law holidays

[–] ThreeKnew@lemdro.id 9 points 1 day ago

This really doesn't work very well to the tune of Basket Case

Makes up roughly 30% of the population

Whines about not being 100% of the representation in media

[–] SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

Dudes house screams of crybaby

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 145 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, but I have the time to listen to you whine about nothing and everything all at once, granted, of course, that you're one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone. No doubt about it.

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I mean, sometimes I give myself the creeps. So this podcast may do something different. Or my mind may creep up on me.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But the internal creepification just keeps adding up. I think I'm cracking up.

[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same. Idk if I'm just paranoid, or if I'm just stoned.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Maybe you should go see a shrink

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It just goes to show what depths of psychological damage and depravity are caused by having the whole world revolve around you. I feel sorry for the MAGAts in a way because there really is no coming back from that. The problem they represent will not be solved, it will be only be outlived once all these spoiled pieces of shit die off. And it goes without saying that the world is never going to revert to revolving around them.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 39 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Ok wow, the Daniel Day Lewis Gangs of New York poster is a whole new level of cringe whoosh, in the same vein as the punisher worship.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

You know there's a framed Tyler Durden quote hung up in there somewhere, too

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Among serious gun nuts, the Punisher thing is scoffed at. It's a sign the person displaying that bullshit is borderline childish.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Indeed. There's a big fucking difference between "firearms as an interest/hobby" and "firearms as an identity."

As someone who claims the former, but not the latter, people of the latter usually piss me off.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If someone brought a friend to our camp to shoot and they came with Punisher shit on their guns or gear, or god-for-fucking bid, Spartan shit, I wouldn't take my eyes off them for a second. Something about it screams, "My gun is an accessory, not a weapon."

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

lol yes

That and the idiots that slap those gun decals with something like ‘we believe in the 2A’ or some dumb shit on their trucks. Which is basically just slapping a ‘free guns—break glass’ sticker on their vehicle.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

One browser tab is big black rifles. The other browser tab is big black ____.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

big black mentioned 🔥🔥🔥 rip steve albini

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Rifle bags?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is that a black velvet painting of an octogenarian toddler behind him? That's so fucking terrible I'm mildly surprised it exists.

😂 it actually might be

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If he was Canadian, he would be an Albertan seppo. Children (toddlers at best)...all of them.

[–] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't have to tell me, I live there. They got their ass kicked in the referendum and I've been bathing in seppie tears like Elizabeth Báthory, the blood countess of Hungary

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I used to live there and my facebook wall sure got quiet after the referendum.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A lot of the guys I see on YouTube that look like this are actually sensible. Then I got a look at the background.

"ChatGPT, make a pic of a stereotypical young white conservative male with all the trappings in the background."

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