I usually let my wife pick two and we just share because she's I decisive and I don't care what I eat as long as she's happy.
Edit: also I don't like wasting 10 minutes for her to decide.
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2026
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LPT: When somebody asks if it's your birthday, you say YES!
No. Get thee behind me, demons of chain restaurant birthday songs.
The Haidilao birthday song changes you
I really like it when someone says that to me. "You can have both if you want." Which is true, but I realize now that I don't want both. I want a single dessert because I would feel ill after eating both. So now I have decided that I am intrinsically motivated to make a decision, it is easier to decide. Or we get both and eat half of each. Apes together strong, can eat two desserts.
I reccomend being obsessed with chocolate. It makes these decisions easier.
Or we get both and eat half of each. Apes together strong, can eat two desserts.
That's the way
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See, I'd say that to my husband too. What I really hope, is that he agrees, we get both and share. I don't want 2 but I want both flavours or its fomo.
she must have seized it
I use this more often