epstein file reaction ocean. and the gulf of GHislaine.
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Totally unrelated: toddlers test adults boundaries. Once the adult give up on a boundary, that is a given and they would put a tantrum if they don’t keep in getting their way.
What it’s worse is that they will move to the next boundary and repeat the same.
In general I would say for toddler is better to set clear and firm boundaries so that a lot of tantrum and screaming are saved.
But what was the article about, again?
Please do it...rename the sun.
The stellar body or the conservative rag?
I'd be ok with either.
Whichever is funnier.
I thought the former was part of the latter - found on the third page, perhaps
There's this, lusting over Republican candidate asses, and bragging about finding a giraffe in a kid's drawing.
- No one around him is able to give him a filter to not say dumb shit that makes him look bad.
- Like 2020 election, he can't lie his way about corruption/destruction of America (Covid management was bad) promising to undo it. So he has to talk about "nothing".
Flexing on the world, for no gain, does show how cowardly and sycophantic that world is and continues to be. It's still late stage empire behaviour and collapse acceleration.
Only India has an Ocean. I bet Trump can't sleep on this.
Antarctica also has one, showing even ice cubes have more oceans than America does lol.
Holy shit. Is that what this is about?
Personally, I think not. I think he's just trolling and rage baiting with the name changes. Also some distracting.
But that doesn't mean he's immune to counter trolling. Not that I think Lemmy is even on his radar, so it's more imaginary counter trolling.
let's make a deal, any body of water he drowns in, we'll name it after him
The Donald J. Trump Reflecting Pool.
The Donald J. Trump White House hallway toilet.
The Donald J. Trump hole 7 water hazard at Mar a Lago
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Any body of water named Trump better have a handle to flush.
Oh don't worry. Sooner or later Trump will have a public toilet with his name on it, like the Thatcher one
Both toilets in our house will have plaques.
What else are 3D printers for?
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Australian here.
We just named a memorial pool after our leader when it happened to us.
Not just the pool. We also named a Naval Comms Station after him.
Never been sure whether this combo of memorials was down to our culture's perverse sense of humour, or just pragmatic future-proofing.
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It's like a fucking fungus, it keeps spreading every time he spews spores out of his decomposing mouth
It's a cancer on society
He's like a young child who's just discovered a new word and is using it everywhere. (apologies to any children; no offense intended)
As a parent of a 3yo in his "no" phase, this is accurate
Also... send help, im exhausted
You survived the "why?" phase - you got this.
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Ah! the Eastern American Ocean.
And next will be the Western American Ocean.
Followed by the North American Ocean
Oh god, i hope he renames more things, so americans have their antiquated mesurement system, and a modernized geography system that no one uses except them.
I mean, just say "yessir" and give him a ~~fisher price~~ map with the name changed on it.
Let the orange toddler have his toys.
Why do I have to be trapped in this dimension? This one is just so damn stupid...
All americans, listen. I can not stress this enough but your presidunce is one of the dumbest pieces of meat based scum that's ever lived AND you are all being judged by what that wobbling orange obese child rapist's actions.
And will be for at least a generation.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The only way you will ever, ever claw back any respect is if you kill or forcibly remove that fucking disgusting shitgoblin. FUCK!
Dude, this isn't the movies. Going against the strongest military in the world isn't an option.
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Orange man, you fucking toddler.
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