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All americans, listen. I can not stress this enough but your presidunce is one of the dumbest pieces of meat based scum that's ever lived AND you are all being judged by what that wobbling orange obese child rapist's actions.
And will be for at least a generation.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The only way you will ever, ever claw back any respect is if you kill or forcibly remove that fucking disgusting shitgoblin. FUCK!
Dude, this isn't the movies. Going against the strongest military in the world isn't an option.
It's yet to be seen which side the military will fall on. That's what's going to matter.
It's hard to say. I never thought in a million years so many republicans of all levels, would bend the knee so fast.
I remember GHW Bush's campaign co-opting "family values". In hindsight, this has been a long time coming.
Found the federal agent
lmao, I don't think so. I created this:
So what you’re saying is you’re part of the problem.
? You're going to have to explain.
If I thought you would listen, I would. But we have talked before, and we disagree on most things.
Well, could you at least explain for the rest of us that have no idea what you're talking about?
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Enjoy America 🚐
I wonder why the Russians haven't taken out their leader. He cheats so bad that the elections are just a prop, he sends young and old to a useless war, and he has been horrible to his people, economy and allies, while stealing as much as he can get his hands on. I bet it's because it wouldn't be wise, or are his people just stupid?
Exact same reason as the United States. Pussy ass bitches. France knows what to do. Americans are pathetic.
So, what dictator have you successfully killed? Maybe it's a government you've overthrown successfully, which one?
The message was never meant for you. You aren’t important to any of this. You don’t matter.
So none, got it. When you can't answer, you go to insults.
Telling an American that it’s not all about them is definitely not an insult lmfao
Enjoy never being able to retire or access medical care. ✌️
Both of em!
The departments really need to coordinate. Are they trying to get him killed or trying to overthrow the country. Or both!
Just wait until the CIA finds out that the USA isn't democratic.
It's got to the point that I'm just hoping the rest of the world loses enough respect to finally tell America to get fucked. Letting them do pretty much whatever they want since the end of WWII has been a disaster.
You might have heard of "the Marshall plan". It was not too bad
Don't get the server subpoenaed.
Found the federal agent.
Why do you keep accusing random people of being federal agents? It's pathetic.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Low effort trolling is so obvious. But, I guess... as long as you're having fun you should continue.
Thanks for your approval. 😘
Americans don’t do conflict anymore. I mean, themselves… they are fine with ICE and bombing Iran.