As a born and raised New Mexican, fuck this absolute piece of garbage, and fuck anyone who has voted or is continuing to vote for the convicted rapist and pedophile party. New Mexico is a culturally rich and diverse state, full of traditions going back hundreds, in some cases thousands, of years.

Why is he still alive?

Gulf of America, lake America, new America? Just how uncreative is this motherfucker?

Saw a map earlier with Albuquerque renamed Charliequerque lol

Lets rename New Mexico to release the Epstein files instead

Midterms in 14 days, everyone.

'America' is becoming a slur.

Wasn't this just an Onion article like a couple months ago, and now it's on Nottheonion?

Comically, New Mexico acquired its name long before "New Spain" became Mexico. Apparently New Mexico predates Mexico. (By a decent while too).

Edit ended up reading the article, it is listed in the article further down as well "New Mexico’s name predates the founding of the United States back to the 16th century"

There are no adults coming to save us. It won't even be that surprising if this ends up happening. Certainly not becausw it makes a shred of sense, just because this timeline is satire.

"New America" doesn't even make sense. It is IN America, you dolt!

Sigh, of fucking course he did. Anyways, the capital of Ohio would love to change its name, but I'm sure if they tried he'd be ranting about keeping historical names for American places.

Edit: there's only one state that's actually worth renaming and that's Washington, solely because sharing a name with the country's capital results in confusion more often than you'd like, and I swear to shit it better not be renamed to America.

Were all the other empires throughout history this fucking retarded?

we do not yet have a president. the guy claiming the title is a mob boss that stole it from us, feel free to ignore his specious edicts

Remember when we dismissed one of, if not the most, progressive president in our lifetime because he was old and "senile"?

And traded him out for whatever the rapist fuck this is.

I legitimately saw this news floating around earlier and just assumed it was a parody article...

NM Republican ~~legislators~~ submissives passing legislation in 3...2...

Trump is a freak. People who like him are weirdos. Enough said.

I cannot wait until this fucker is gone. The arrowhead of American failure was carved by people like Donald Trump.

Dude will talk about ANYTHING except the Epstein files.

Calling it already, all Spanish names of towns and states will be forcefully translated to English. Prepare for Snowy, Tiles, Flowery, Aridzone and Caliphornia to be really peeved about this

Took him long enough

Stop these ideas. America means the whole continent not USA. Trump just does not get what he is saying.

What a lousy POS. I'm going to throw in the age old question, "Where are the damn Epstein Files?"

Lmfao holy shit. This is wild.

Everyone else is going to have to change their countries names to not America, in order to help him keep track.

The UK will be old America, Australia will be far away America, New Zealand will be far away American 2