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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 132 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Being hit by a motor vehicle of some sort owned by a large company with deep pockets and suffering a horrific but ultimately temporary injury with absolutely no longer-term health effects that nonetheless results in a seven figure injury settlement

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago

The New American Dream

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, and here I was thinking more like just slipping on a puddle in a store.

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Never expected to See the one true @rob_t_firefly on Lemmy!

Only because I See you on Mastodon all the time!

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hello! I'm always popping up in all sorts of places.

[Horror film suspense music intensifies]

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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Covid time was personally great for me. Vietnam locked things down. We had food delivered. We didn't get sick. At home with the wife and kid. Watching movies and tv. Playing games. Making the second kid. I worked from home for something like 6 to 9 months because my office is in a neighboring province and VN didn't allow travel between provinces until a later relaxing of restrictions after vaccines became available.

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 weeks ago

Lemmyrealpost

[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate to admit it but I’d love to go back to Covid times where I was forced to stay in my house and never leave. I don’t want people dying but I’m so fucking tired.

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 weeks ago

"it is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism"

[–] the_artic_one@piefed.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the premise of Zom100: Bucket list of the Dead, the main character's job is so shitty, he considers the zombie apocalypse to be a massive improvement over having to go to work and just starts living his best life and doing all the things he never had time for.

It's very relatable.

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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We've hit the point where people find the end of the world is more likely than the end of capitalism

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Capitalism only stops when it runs out of fuel.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just getting silly here, but what if the people who are harmed by the system come together and abolish the system, because they are the majority?

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

There's a word for that, but whenever I start typing it into my phone a bunch of police drones start to buzz my building.

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[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No joke this is me. I had a major surgical procedure a decade ago. It was a 3 day hospital stay to recover. It's one of the most relaxing, peaceful times of my life, even with all the pain and nurses checking on me. I remember it very fondly.

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[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 20 points 2 weeks ago

Me in France right now.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Many, many people, including myself, embraced the shit out of COVID.

That was a pretty clear sign that our society and way of life sucks.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Pictured: me longing for simpler times

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[–] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm. This is me. Especially after the last two years. Everything just feels so hopeless, and I'm expected to spend most of my waking hours feeding a system that gleefully kicks us in the teeth every single day.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's easier to imagine a convenient bad thing happening than a good thing happening, I guess?

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[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] scytale@piefed.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is a c/me_irl on both .world and .ml.

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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I honestly loved covid. Am I crazy? I got to stay in with my girl, be comfy, work from home, then watch movies and play video games, all with zero fomo.

[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I lost my grandma during covid and I’d still rather go back to that then this hell scape. At least with Covid I didn’t have to schedule my breakdowns.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Is that not a normal feeling? Because I felt that way long before things got this bad.

[–] EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm at work and this hit me like a freight train. and I like my work.

[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I feel like getting hit by a freight train would be a little too far, but like ... at least my kids would get enough money to be OK?

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

I'm knocking on the door of 60 but this has always been an idle daydream of mine.

As I've got older I've come to realise a. that I'm no longer young enough to be the heroic, plucky survivor of my teenage daydreams, and b. just how utterly horrific societal collapse would be.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 12 points 2 weeks ago

I like to refer to this state as "Existential Apathy".

At some point, you just stop giving a shit and want to stop having to pretend to give a shit more than anything else.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also because people come together during major crises.

And unfortunately, it does not look like we'll be able to get rid of capitalism (and more importantly capitalists) without either a mass uprising or a devastating catastrophe (like total ecological collapse).

Currently we're about to reach the latter, which I don't think is preferable, but perhaps it'll turn out well in the end. I sure hope so.

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

How is this a shitpost? maybe lemmy depression ?

[–] captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

What we would get instead: being sick and still forced to work after societal collapse, and pretend everything is fine

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My therapist told me that, in fact, it's not normal to wish to be hit by a bus on the way to work every morning just so you could escape from going to work.

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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Watch for when Zombie/apocalypse movies start getting popular again.

It's absolutely a sign of mass despair at "the system".

Zombies make everyone equal again. The executive actually becomes dead weight compared to folks who have spent their lives doing physical or practical labour.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“We’ve reached a point where Americans would rather the world fall apart than get off their cowardly asses and do something.”

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[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

I felt this a little bit too much. I'm tired too. I'm tired of being tired. I'm tired of picking myself up again and again, saying it's fine and moving forward.

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's clear these people aren't thinking big enough. We need a very large asteroid to hit the earth. I don't want society to fall apart, I want it all gone. There won't be an apocalypse to survive because everyone would be dead.

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[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes but somehow I would guess people in war zones, say for example in Ukraine, somehow wish for this boring normality we seem to be tired of. I try to think of that every time i seem too tired of the grind. Though in some way, I think everybody matters more in a war than in a peaceful economy

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[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think one of the biggest issues is that nothing is real anymore. 90% of what 90% of us do is utterly meaningless. For the average person, life is entirely solved. Our problems are mostly by choice, be it ours or someone else's. The only real things in our lives are tragedies that we'd never have been able to prevent or resolve anyway.

An apocalypse is enticing because then our actions would have direct consequences. Right now, the consequences of our actions are filtered and diffused through a trillion layers of bullshit where the positive and negative effects are basically invisible unless you make a ridiculous amount of money very quickly, or like, kill someone with your car.

[–] Consensusallthewaydown@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I was told my entire life that "the apocalypse will set us free"

They meant rapture. I have leaned into the idea of it meaning the societal collapse of climate change will bring about liberation.

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[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

oh come on, haven’t you seen Elon’s new car? It’s all like vrroooom skeeeerrr pssshhh! Finally a solution to all those half pipes out there.

So there’s hope.

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