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[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Reminder that if you think a foot can be ugly it means you have opinions on what attractive feet look like

You freak.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But wouldnt you say that on general principle a well kept foot is better looking than an unhealthy one? Feet can get seriously fucked up. Ingrown nails, deformities, and all that.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure, tell us more about what you like feet to look like.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I knew that was coming lol.

Your comment just made me think about if i had an opinion on feet, and then decided yes, even though i'm not into feet i can recognize what looks bad and what does not.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Same like, just because you can recognize that someone is attractive does not mean you're attracted to them

maybe they're just not into crusty skin or calluses.

[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is why the US customary measurement system should die.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world -5 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ragebait of the highest order

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Me? Never...

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In January 2013, an Australian teen measured a Subway footlong and found it came up short at only 11 inches. He posted a photo on Facebook, sparking an online frenzy. Lawsuits soon followed in the United States, with plaintiffs alleging that Subway was engaging in deceptive marketing practices by advertising its large sandwiches as "footlongs."

Ultimately, the class action lawsuits against Subway over the length of its footlong sandwiches were either dismissed or settled out of court. In 2016, a settlement was reached in one of the main cases. As part of the agreement, Subway said it would implement certain measures to ensure its footlong sandwiches are at least 12 inches long.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago

Subway: "Yep, and that's definitely the worst PR mistake we've ever made."

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

free feet pics in this economy ?!

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Didn't know what they had!

[–] sompreno@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How do you check the 6 inch?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Put my dick next to it and make sure the sandwich is at least 3x as long.

[–] gothmog@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

You are making insulting you very hard... Unlike your dick.

[–] DangerNooble@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

That's what concealed carry dildo is for.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

That foot's vein-ier than a Snicker's Bar.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

Took me a moment to even recognize that disaster as a foot. That poor pinky toe.

[–] arslan7322@fedinsfw.app 2 points 4 days ago

Subway has passed

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

Oh, I seeeee..... Foot-long