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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago)

I love modern phone cameras. My Pixel 10 pro takes pretty amazing pics and I'm on graphene so I don't worry about being watched. I do miss headphone jacks. I've been thinking about getting a portable DAC/amp and going back to wired headphones but I'm already carrying 2 devices because of my diabeetus, and I'm likely going to have a work phone soon as well.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What about telecommunication companies conspiring with phone developers to force communication into the different buckets of data, voice, and text and then charge us for each?

[–] Oughtakyk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me when cellphone companies used to charge for sms sent lmao

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

That's what I'm talking about, before cell phones were a thing, they weren't a thing. When they were becoming a thing they specifically conspired to segregate data into different streams so they could rip us off. And yeah 30 cents to send a 140 Byte chunk of data

I lowkey kinda wish Fairphone would make a new phone that has an aux port for the craic. And an FM radio built in too. Use the aux port as an antenna like how older phones did before they stopped doing it.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Forced age attestation on unlock. Camera always on.

[–] Vadareus@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

I hate when people take away the freedom that people already have and claim it's in the name of improvement. This applies in technology or anything.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Something I “love” about my current phone is it has like a 60gb hard drive. This could hold all of the photos I will ever take for the rest of my life. But it keeps trying to put them on the cloud, and then it complains that I’m running out of space because my free 5 gigs on the cloud are full. I never wanted to save anything to the cloud in the first place… just save them into my phone… this is fucking stupid.

[–] TheNextMuon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Syncing to the (i)cloud is a setting you can uncheck. You can ask chatgpt how to do that, or maybe your mom. Btw, a 60GB drive is not enough, by far. My fullframe camera disapproves of your lack of awareness... ;-)

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

Pardon me, we'd like to spy on you, but space is expensive, could you possibly be willing to pay for us to look through your photos?

Microsoft onedrive is the same shit. Don't you want to keep backups? It literally costs us pennies, how about $100 a year?

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My BlackBerry had a notification LED that I could set to different colors and based on the type of notification. Made it super easy to see if there was something I needed to look at without picking it up. I miss that.

[–] steele@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

Early Android phones had that, too. A very neat feature they got rid of.

[–] Jiggs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder what the new XCover FR, which is assumed to be in development, will be like
Anyone got experience with the latest Fairphones, whether they are as glitchy as some report?

[–] boudica@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I have the FP6+, currently running iodeos and I'm very happy with it.

[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Fp6 user here. It was pretty buggy in the beginning but now everything seems fine (occassionaly something minor but could just be android).

Biggest disadvantage is a worse camera, battery power and compute power for the price, but it is all acceptable.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah I did look at one of the fair phones and my big problem with them is that they're just cheap androids (cheap in terms of quality, not in terms of price) at the end of the day. I get that's the point to a certain extent, but it would be nice if they had a more premium version with things like a better camera, and magsafe charging. I'd happy enough to give them more money but they just make the one model.

[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

I agree, but they already have trouble supporting their current phones so I get why they just have one.

[–] Jiggs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Could you tell me more about the disadvatanges?
Maybe with some examples.

Does the battery ever not last a whole day for example?
Is the worse camera only about quality or does it take unreasonably longer to process combined with lower compute power?

[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Battery last me almost always everyday except with excessive use.

Snapshots with camera takes a bit longer and like the other guy said it ain't great (personally acceptable but that is opinion).

And specific example compute power I really don't have, I am not the biggest power user anymore. I can say for typical daily tasks it is totally fine.

I just remind myself that making something cheap, repairable, better for enviroment and no slavery just isn't as good as the slave made phones hahaha.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

It's got a rubbish camera. It's basically 3 x zoom and that's it, as long as you're taking photos in bright lighting conditions, aren't particularly bothered about really high quality colour reproduction, aren't planning to zoom in after the fact (it ain't got enough pixels for that), it's okay.

But taking photographs at night even in fairly well illuminated streets is basically impossible. Not only do the photos not have great contrast but they're also really noisy.

Obviously that's only important to me, for me personally I'd rather have a better quality camera than the latest and greatest processor.

[–] grepe@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

curious question: did you consider carrying around a small camera if taking pictures is so important for you? i am weighting pros and cons of this solution myself and slowly but surely coming to that breaking point...

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Extra slippery materials

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

I have a headphone jack. Maybe you just have a peasant phone.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 17 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Ooh, maybe a dedicated AI button right next to the power button that can't be turned off or used for any other function that you accidentally hit all of the time.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 19 hours ago

Superglue.

Better yet not to buy such a phone in the first place.

My LG G8 all but got "upgraded" to this, it was a dedicated Google assistant button, right next to the power switch, and the assistant became AI. Thankfully, while you were unable to remap the button you could still just turn it off, I did that pre AI because I just never used assistant and kept accidentally hitting the button. There are a lot of things I miss about that phone, the AI button is not one of them.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago

Not sure why this is a "shit post." This actually happened.

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I miss the IR blaster so much, I used it constantly

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can you explain this to me? I’ve never heard of this as a feature and literally cannot tell if this is a joke or real.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

it turned your phone into a universal remote. useful for when you've lost your tv remote and such

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 19 hours ago

You can also screw with TVs in public locations which was quite fun.

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[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I miss the headphone jack so much.

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They remove the math-based image processing and replace it with AI, making all your photos invalid as any kind of evidence.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Whoa, got an article or something? I’d love to read more about this

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[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
   >they took your bootloader unlocking   
   >they took your sideloading(i think)  
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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're going to integrate AI and make it non-removable. "You need this."

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

With wireless charging existing, I wouldn't be surprised if they got rid of the USB port as well, and sold phones with no ports at all, just wireless everything.

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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

No more touch screens! You press a button to turn it on and you watch/look at/read whatever we give you to watch/look at/read! But first, point the camera at your ID and bank cards.

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