Pedigree for 1$ not even in your wildest dreams
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2026
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Price of dog food really depends on the size of the dog, errr human. If you’re tall, the food budget is automatically higher. And that dog food looks wet, which is pricier than kibble. Perhaps tall people need to soak their kibble in water, to balance their budget. Short people get the privilege of eating wet food, which is tastier. Not that I’ve tried or anything.
Someone hasn't seen the price of nails recently...
Or advocado
See you gotta get the Costco bag of nails and meal prep your nails over a month for those long term savings
these are clearly nails scavenged from free wood on facebook
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Dog food, delicious!
RFK would complain about the lack of real dog in dog food
he prefer the dogs and cats themselves.
Truly the first human to ever look like an AI food poster parody of himself
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Dogfood would be $3.01
It has tasty morsels so that's fair
Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.
How does it work to kill rats?
Uh, in a kinda fucked up way ngl:
RatX® coats the lining of a part of the rodent’s lower gut. This coating of the “fine hairs” in the lower gut, called villi, disrupts the messaging system to the rodents brain, causing it to stop drinking water. This leads to dehydration, blood thickening, kidney dysfunction, coma and eventual death. It also leads to a prcoess called "mummification", which means the body of the diseased rodent will dry out, rather than decompose normally. This means a 95% reduction in smell.
It should be noted that generally the suffering of dehydration is caused by the brain telling you you need to drink water, much like with breathing and eating. All in all it's a lot more humane than a lot of poisons.
Good to know, honestly was hoping it wasn't that bad (all things relative). At least it's not a glue trap 😅
The irony is hilarious
You can get dog food for $1 a can? Please let me know where, best I can find is $3.
Sell my bucket of rusty nails, buy some bacon
Only works once, unless you have a lot of rusty nails.
Working at the rusty nail factory is long hours but the benefits (free samples) are nice
Good one. I was stuck on 2 of the onion rings and some dog food.
That's not a bad option either
Can of dog food. A sizable blunt object to attain the rest.
three orders of nails please. i already drank a cup of ratx
That avocado has 2 weeks before it's ripe
and then you've got 90 seconds until it's rotten.
My dog would be thrilled about a three-cans-of-wet-food meal.
nails nails nails
$3 is 11 loafs of bread worth
You getting scammed with the other food
Maybe, if you rob a guy with $3 and 11 loafs of bread.
Ah, yes, 11 loaves of bread per meal, a perfect and balanced diet.
You also have enough left for a candy or 2
I hate that this is becoming more realistic. Fuck this shit ass economy. We are getting utterly fucked.
I'd take the rat poison. It's gonna give me food poisoning, true. But at least it's honest about it. With the other "foods" you'll get food poisoning too, but they don't sell themselves as poison, so I find it dishonest and not worth of my money.
Now you only find out about it much later. After you’ve had apple sauce with cinnamon, and wonder why you felt so ill afterwards.
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Rice, beans, and onions have been banned from the chat
funny while i searching for mouse traps/bait that particular brand isnt good against mice, let alone rats.
Half a cado
I take the salmon and remove the nails and rat poison from it.
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