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[–] KingVaelinEats@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I open Lemmy and Reddit everyday. Everyday im waiting for information about death of these old nasty mofokkers.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like I know this isn't real because if it was, he would've used the FBI to track down who actually did make it, and sue/arrest them. Because that's a normal thing the President does now.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

It was actually Putin who did it, so he's stuck.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Let's be clear: he raped kids.

Trump RAPED kids.

RAPED.

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean... Raping is fucking without consent. Kids cannot consent. I don't see any ambiguity here.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm more annoyed at the language filtering. Be direct. Be clear. Who are helping by writing "f#%ked"?

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Think of the children that are forced to pump gas for their parents because they don't want to put out their cigarette.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

IDK maybe making your kid pump gas for you, isn't a viable way to make your kid stop smoking.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

It worked for me after the fire

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

I thought I was the only one.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could just be that the sticker manufacturer doesn't let you use swear words

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Sticker manufacturers exist that allow you to talk about pedophilia on your products but think swearing is a bridge too far?

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Doom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That's so stupid. I don't know why I still look for logical consistency.

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago

Probably LLM-moderated

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[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

They are for some reason trying to equate the soft headlines like "had sex with a minor" to "he fucked kids"

Didn't make any sense to me either.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was Elon Musk, I am 100% sure.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The meme's too clever, can we ever be so sure?

[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 days ago

Whats up with the pear button?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

People should keep making it look like he took the bait and is angry about it. If everyone did this sort of thing to annoy him (or make him seem so) some more cracks might appear. More brain damage.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

IS THAT REAL?! I NEED SOME!

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where internet? Where can I get mine???

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

For true irony, you could order from Sticker Mule. The owner is a hardcore Trumper and currently running for office in New York.

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And give the nutjob my money and my address? Hard pass.

[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got a bunch on etsy of a very similar design months ago and put them all over gas pumps in my area. Cost about $30 and the quality was excellent.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago

NeyaStickerShop2

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There’s no way he posted that.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the past I would say no way but now I have to give it a serious 2% he did.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, i'd rise it to 50%

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, he'd never repost an image mocking him.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yep I agree...would never happen in a million years. He loves himself too much.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

He didn't, but you hesitated for a moment there, that's just crazy to me.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

The post probably isn't real but I hope the stickers are

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not petty enough for Trump.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Why not? Blonde hair, boobs and a big ol ass.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (8 children)

What does the pear lapel pin refer to? I haven't seen that before

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

That he bruises easily? Only thing I can think of.

[–] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So I was guessing it's kinda like a pineapple and was able to find some sources but IDK how popular it is cause it really just seems like one company wants to sell "single" rings and got a couple social media posts going, probably something else.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And for anyone who doesn't know, pineapples are associated with swingers

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Everything is fucking associated with swingers lol!

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are people who don't like pineapple on pizza swingerphobic? I didn't know...

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