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I feel like I know this isn't real because if it was, he would've used the FBI to track down who actually did make it, and sue/arrest them. Because that's a normal thing the President does now.
It was actually Putin who did it, so he's stuck.
tbd

Let's be clear: he raped kids.
Trump RAPED kids.
RAPED.
I mean... Raping is fucking without consent. Kids cannot consent. I don't see any ambiguity here.
I'm more annoyed at the language filtering. Be direct. Be clear. Who are helping by writing "f#%ked"?
Think of the children that are forced to pump gas for their parents because they don't want to put out their cigarette.
IDK maybe making your kid pump gas for you, isn't a viable way to make your kid stop smoking.
It worked for me after the fire
I thought I was the only one.
Could just be that the sticker manufacturer doesn't let you use swear words
Sticker manufacturers exist that allow you to talk about pedophilia on your products but think swearing is a bridge too far?
Unironically, yes.
That's so stupid. I don't know why I still look for logical consistency.
Probably LLM-moderated
They are for some reason trying to equate the soft headlines like "had sex with a minor" to "he fucked kids"
Didn't make any sense to me either.
Updated
It was Elon Musk, I am 100% sure.
The meme's too clever, can we ever be so sure?
Whats up with the pear button?
People should keep making it look like he took the bait and is angry about it. If everyone did this sort of thing to annoy him (or make him seem so) some more cracks might appear. More brain damage.
IS THAT REAL?! I NEED SOME!
Where internet? Where can I get mine???
For true irony, you could order from Sticker Mule. The owner is a hardcore Trumper and currently running for office in New York.
And give the nutjob my money and my address? Hard pass.
I got a bunch on etsy of a very similar design months ago and put them all over gas pumps in my area. Cost about $30 and the quality was excellent.
There’s no way he posted that.
In the past I would say no way but now I have to give it a serious 2% he did.
Honestly, i'd rise it to 50%
Nah, he'd never repost an image mocking him.
Yep I agree...would never happen in a million years. He loves himself too much.
He didn't, but you hesitated for a moment there, that's just crazy to me.
The post probably isn't real but I hope the stickers are
It's not petty enough for Trump.
Why not? Blonde hair, boobs and a big ol ass.
What does the pear lapel pin refer to? I haven't seen that before
That he bruises easily? Only thing I can think of.
So I was guessing it's kinda like a pineapple and was able to find some sources but IDK how popular it is cause it really just seems like one company wants to sell "single" rings and got a couple social media posts going, probably something else.
And for anyone who doesn't know, pineapples are associated with swingers
Everything is fucking associated with swingers lol!
Are people who don't like pineapple on pizza swingerphobic? I didn't know...