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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

One of my all time favorite bumper stickers I've seen in the wild was on a minivan driven by a woman, and it read "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair while you're at it."

My favorite vanity license plate I ever saw read "MLFCNT." Which my brain interpreted as "MILF C*NT." When I got home and told my wife about it, she responded "You idiot. It stands for Maleficent." Which in retrospect makes total sense because the Disney movie of the same name had come out earlier that year. Go figure.

My money is on the truck driver being the asshole though

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Remember when POV used to mean something specific?

[–] aksdb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It still tracks. You can be the tailgating asshole and be inspired by this to add it to your car to flip off other tailgating assholes.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Looks real close to a check engine light

The "Oil Warning" light is also not to far off :)

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Who shows their middle finger while sticking their thumb out

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

I keep putting off buying a bumper sticker that says "The closer you get, the slower I go."

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

In the EU people follow too close and produce an accident, get exclusive fault for said accident. So you really couldn't care less whether they're doing it, they need to pay for everything and take exclusive responsibility.

[–] aksdb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Problem is that they still endanger you. Being right while being seriously injured or dead doesn’t help you a lot.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

The problem is that a lot of the people that drive like shit are also driving pieces of shit and could care less. a lot of people are also uninsured and poor.

[–] Knossos@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If it can be proven. Realistically both parties end up having to pay to find degree.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A rear-end is quite easy to prove. The back of your car is fucked, while the front of their car is fucked.

[–] Knossos@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

And if you're driving at 60 then slam on the breaks because you thought you saw a cat?

Insurance companies will screw you any way they can.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

sitting at a stoplight, wanting a new car

this is what we call a pro-gamer move

throws it into reverse and slams the accelerator