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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 55 points 2 weeks ago

Your internal combustion engine has become an external combustion engine.

[–] Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not enough fuel in the tank. Go fill it up and check if it goes away :3

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Should probably top up on some oil too

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

In this case the light shows you where to put the fuel as well.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 21 points 2 weeks ago

Check engine

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago

That's a pretty serious engine light, looks like it might be blinking. Must be from a mis...fire.

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

What maniac stops to take a picture of an engine fire?

[–] molten@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

When the check engine light stops asking

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh that's just the exothermic indication light. All it means is that the temperature needs to be recalibrated, nothing too fancy

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's overheating

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 weeks ago

Needs more gasoline.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like the firewall is working

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't mean anything, mine does that all the time, works fine.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

them fancy new external combustion engines

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

It means its time to roast marshmellows

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's the close the hood and run away light.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Insurance buys you a new car

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Car camping

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Campfire season. That means winter is coming, and its time to get your marshmallows and tents ready

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Leak in the fuel system.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

It means the skunk caught fire.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

If y'all still driving a car from the 80s that has a carburetor, maybe you might enjoy the future of electronic fuel injection in the form of a car from the futuristic 90s.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gondor calls for aid

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Your driving a Chevrolet?

[–] Onyxonblack@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Imagine how some (most?) of the people in Idiocracy might have reacted to fire..

[–] fc78@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cross your fingers that the rig burns to the ground so you can get your insurance check

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Realize that you now have gray hairs in your beard and think about the time when you first saw this meme and you didn't.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

The fuel line burst and fuel coming out of it ignited.

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

stop the car

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

We should all carry a fire extinguisher in our cars. No help with electric car fires, though.

https://www.codereadysafety.com/car-fire-extinguisher/

That's the alternator light. It turns on natively when there's a problem.

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The engine light that needs checking