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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i remember that dude handing out lots of cocaine particles.

[–] youstolemyname@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

The first particle is free

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Due to the economy, we ran out of particles

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are still around just smaller due to shrinkflation. Back in the 90s you could just grab them in your hand like this.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Particals so big you could eat them like a hand fruit.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is that the Tim guy from Tool Time or whatever that show was called? Home Improvemrnt? What is he doing here?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Galaxy Quest. It's a great bad movie that spoofs sci-fi films. Worth a watch.

[–] Old_Yharnam@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's one of the better Star Trek films.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Handing out particles, duh.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It all makes sense now. This guy was made of particles all along. Wake up sheeple!

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's Tim Allen. He's handing you cocaine. Argh argh argh!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Everything you are handed is particles.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If they're gonna be handing out fake ass particles, I want a Thompson plum pudding model, please!

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I need to know the names of these documentaries.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They might be:

Joke answers

  • Sam Neill - Event Horizon

  • Tim Allen - Galaxy Quest

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If that particle is from the Event Horizon, you best not touch it.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They aren't documentaries. OP took those with their phone.

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

op hangs out with Tim Allen? sus

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

OP doesn't but Al's mom does