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[–] Guttural@jlai.lu 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Lol, bad timing on that one. Which country elected a pedophile again?

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[–] i078@europe.pub 104 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What happens when rich Americans have sex with minors?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 126 points 4 days ago

They get elected

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 30 points 3 days ago

The phrasing is copied from the post, but you are correct.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trump has declared it's not called rape anymore, it's called America.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 points 23 hours ago

It’s called Super Sex.

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[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Found the jealous American

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They hate democracy, but France has le'nukes.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Actually, in French, you only apostrophe like that if the article ends witha vowel and the noun starts with one.

Correct is l'enukes

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But they won't use them because they are le'tired.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Just make sure to attack during the nations two and a half hour long lunch break.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Rape is barely even illegal in the US. In our culture, if a man gets raped, that's funny, if a girl gets raped, no she didn't; that bitch is lying.

As far as creeping on underage people, others have pointed out the hypocrisy there.

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Whats the french story here? Is that macromoni?

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 57 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (14 children)

TIL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigitte_Macron

It was at the after-school drama club of Lycée la Providence where she and Emmanuel Macron first met.[13] She was in charge of the after-school theater club he attended when he was 15 alongside her own daughter Laurence who was in his class.[14] Their relationship has attracted controversy, as she is his senior by close to 25 years, and he was a minor; Macron has described it as "a love often clandestine, often hidden, misunderstood by many before imposing itself".

In 1993, at the age of 39, she met the 15-year-old Emmanuel Macron in Lycée la Providence,[40][41] where she was a teacher and he was a student and a classmate of her daughter.[42] Brigitte divorced Auzière in January 2006 and married Macron on 20 October 2007.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

She’s a pedophile

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[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love that she just looks like a normal person that does her best to age with grace.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago

It doesn't seem "truthy" what with all non-investigations of the Trump/Epstein rapes staring us in the face. It is a teacher however and they aren't very valued by the current american administration. /s

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

If you're a Candice Owens slob, whatever. No teacher should bang students, but this one is called out by a conspiracy nutjob. Scrutinize but don't listen to her.

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