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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Try Trumpcoin, guaranteed to deliver results.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Every crypto argument needs to start and end with a graph like this

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Removes the worry of having money and what to do with it 🤷‍♀️

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Like I said, guaranteed.

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

He didn't say what kind of result.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Will Trump at least invite me to dinner?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just login to your bank once on a trump phone and you'll see how quick you can really go to zero.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Wonder how many backdoors there are on a Trump phone 🤔

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

YOLO into RUG, it's my new coin that is guaranteed to always go up!

[–] arak@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Won't even have any leftover WSB style

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Invest in yourself! Go to Las Vegas. Or Atlantic City. Either way, crypto won’t take your money faster than a casino.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I get tons of pay outs in Las Vegas but they're all from the ATM.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Long long ago, I was at the ATm in the Tropicana poker room in AC, and the screen had the “Insufficient Fundsl error burned in. That was pretty sobering. I left and went to a strip club.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, that's a double whammy in the poker room. Even if you win you're taking the money from another person not the casino.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

It's the best machine on the casino floor, you never lose.

 

Until you really lose

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

And at least casinos make you as comfortable, well-fed and drunk as possible as you lose your money.

Or stay home, and gamble your crypto on the Internet! It's a lose-lose strategy!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

life insurance

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Careful elon might steal your joke.

[–] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Found the guy who lost it all instantly in a tragic boating accident.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

RITM pays a hefty divvy that beats that %

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Rage Inside The Machine

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Rookie numbers.