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[–] restingOface@quokk.au 143 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

It's a very niche meme, but if it fits anywhere, it's this thread!

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I used to be like "I won't date people whose profile has astrology stuff in it", I'm a hair away from extending that to "people who use therapy language in their profile"

[–] architectonas@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

There are terms I've had psych professionals use with me in a clinical context that lots of people use in casual conversation in ways that range from counterproductive to abusive.

Also people who are insistent that everybody needs to have a therapist their whole life, including you, aren't necessarily respectful of what you've been through or what treatment you have sought.

I think there are a lot of power trippy therapists out there and IME non credentialed people who like using those terms are not ppl it's a good idea for me to date.

Also I think astrology is just dumb and completely uninteresting. Now, if someone wanted to ask my favorite alchemical process, that's different (it's rubedo, obviously).

[–] architectonas@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...including you...

Wait what? Thanks for elaborating though.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I'm using "you" as a general thing, probably should have said "chat"

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What's your favourite and least favourite non-explosive chemical reactions?

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maillard is probably my fave, fruit surface oxidation probably my least.

HBU?

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe this doesn't count, but I like dissolving / saturating things like sugar and coffee, and dislike oxygen to ozone ionisation.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Oh yeah I almost went with dissolution too.

rubedo is for dorks. Assation gang 4 lyfe

[–] Zensate@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would pretty much assume someone was a narcissist if thet explicitly wanted to avoid language that could hold them accountable

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That sounds more like a theseist. Narcissus didn't want to use online dating, he actually didn't want to date anyone. People kept asking him out and he always said no. According to Conon he "rejected Eros", which is a fucked up religious way to say he was aroace.

[–] Zensate@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Narcissus was a mythological figure known for his self-obsession, but ordinary narcissists can't be self-contained like that; they need other people to support their self-obsession.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh, you mean the mental disorder? Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

Yeah, you shouldn't be using that word if you don't have NPD. The APA recommends person-first language (person with NPD) or identity-first language (narcissistic person). Label-only language promotes stigma, prejudice, and hatred. You shouldn't promote hatred against people with mental disorders.

[–] Zensate@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh! Narcissistic behaviour in the wild.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Asking people to use person first language for mental disorders is extremely normal. It's weird that you're not used to it by now. It's 2026.

[–] Zensate@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Right, right. Everyone's "expletive" if they're not doing what you want, aren't they?

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Man this is just like watching a Ben Shapiro video. I'm an evil abusive wokescold for asking someone to use inclusive language. I didn't know we had this kind of person on the Fediverse.

[–] Zensate@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Nah, you just are what you, aint ya?

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

Is this a joke?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Also the "only good vibes" people. Those people are usually toxic as fuck

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 100 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

Possibly the best joke in Season 8

[–] Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world 57 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm out of the loop. What's happening?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 132 points 5 days ago

The left image refers to a pun joking about astrology ("Mercury retrograde" -> "Mercury in Gatorade").

The right one refers to how basically the food (and related) supply in the U.S. is poisoned, and everyday the news is basically someone spinning two wheels, one with the name of a food, and another one with the name of a disease.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Gatorade recall

Though it has to do with undeclared dye, it’s not uncommon for US foods to have more serious contaminants

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I know that part of it but what's the 2016 half?

[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are times where an optical illusion makes it appear that the planet Mercury is in retrograde (when a planet reverses its orbit)

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Mercury went in retrograde in 2016?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The year is arbitrarily 10 years ago for comedic effect

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

No worries!

[–] Sturgist@piefed.ca 11 points 5 days ago

It's an astrology pun

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Mercury appears retrograde roughly every 4 months, for a period of about 3 weeks

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

According to OP it's a play on the term "in retrograde" which is used in astrology and astronomy

[–] Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Oh. I thought it was a joke or something. It's real.