this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2026
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I'm going to Hell for this

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[โ€“] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I'm tight with the King too"

[โ€“] Im_old@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

at the beginning he was even too tight with me, I had to ask him to let loose a little

[โ€“] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why would someone go to hell for a buttplug joke...? Is a tame sex joke enough to land you in eternal suffering?

This god guy seems like a real asshole...

[โ€“] peacepath@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

God made men like himself, and therefore with a prostate... If I understood correctly what they say in La Sorbone, in theology, that organ allow to communicate with god while using a "godemichet"... so the plug is too small, and it should be for the king. But may I got it wrong, I am not a theologian...

[โ€“] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously. This community should be filled with things like adultry, lying, casual murders... Not some tame ass lame ass joke

[โ€“] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean if we're to be honest with ourselves, on reddit this kinda community was largely for casual bigotry ๐Ÿ˜…

Oh well we can skip that one, that's not a problem.

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You need to make an example from time to time to keep the peasants in line.

[โ€“] Fortatech 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's... AI? I didn't catch this one because I wouldn't have thought it was worth it to save a few seconds finding a photo of an actual chess board. I didn't notice the board until I saw your comment.

I hate AI so much it might make me abandon social media entirely. Ugh...

[โ€“] binarytobis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Every time we see one of these, someone had to actively prompt for it. So stupid.

[โ€“] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Doesn't even know how chessboards work...

[โ€“] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That Bishop is sooo jealous!

[โ€“] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The other Bishop is absent (and aptly shaped)

[โ€“] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Must be a size queen ๐Ÿ‘‘