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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Soupy George, you got soup on your head (whoah-oh-oh)

https://youtu.be/z47f-zPmqzI

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Soup > Soap > Soapy > Soappy Tiddies1!!1!

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago

I'm always in soup mode.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Just forget it. Let it go!

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 4 points 1 day ago

Then eat cake, dummy!

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The homemade soup I'm making for my birthday is potato soup

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good choice. A nice rich and creamy potato soup always hits the spot.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I call that bacon soup with potato filler.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Socially acceptable way to eat spoonfuls of bacon.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I make a nice bacon and lentils soup.

The simple version is bacon, onion, lemon juice, veggie stock, and lentils.

The complex version just adds more veggies, and maybe some whole cherry tomatoes thrown in a few minutes before the end. You then get little pops of tomato flavor.

Ooo, next weekend can be chili weekend. I'm going to see a play my friend wrote and I should bring them all some steaming bowls of love.

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I need soop to distract myself from thoughts about the soapy tiddy gf.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm holding out for a soupy tiddy gf.

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Man, remember when nazi was experiencing semantic drift to encompass extreme nitpickers and hardasses because it just wasn't being used enough? Damn, we didn't know we even had it good, now that the fucking nazis are back to take the term back to its roots.

Inkove hot food like soup and chili and coffee etc so yes this season is my jam

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What is actually soup mode? Like you're starting to want warmer soupier comfort foods in response to the coolling weather?

[–] crandall@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please, Sir, might I have sum

[–] crandall@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Come back 1 year

[–] OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Nah. You liquify yourself into a bowl so now you have no physical body that can get distracted

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I dunno where you are but it's over 90F outside

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] john_tech@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Misread shifting as shitting lol