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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Phillips not Robertson? nope, it's not gonna work out.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

Acceptable.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

nah, she's just another level up from where you're thinking

if it's Robertson, the impact driver is the tool to use.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Get outta here with your weird canadian standards!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Also that's when I realized that I had a drinking problem.

Ted stryker trying to drink, but he has a problem and throws the drinks at him and his clothes instead of pouring it down his mouth

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone needs a hobby.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely you can't be serious.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[–] Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ManixT@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously, haha.

Even looks like the mene was captured from VHS

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not only did i not get the joke cause we call it something different in europe but also my day would be ruined cause the obviously superior bit is torx

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what is orange juice and vodka called in Europe?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

We just call it a vodka orange. It translates too so in hungary its just "vodkanarancs" which is a direct translation.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This joke is old enough for an AARP subscription

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird fact: you can join AARP at 18

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Also aarp provides free tax filing services for broke assess ( me back as a post doc).

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Always Robertson. Seriously, I started using them because my job bought something from Canada and I had to mess with it and it was love at first screw. Flathead sucks in every way. Philips cams out too easily and isn't held on by the bit. And vodka and orange juice are both C tier cocktail ingredients at best.

Give me Robertson and a bourbon or scotch

[–] tiedigger@fedinsfw.app 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Square 2 🤓