Don't look.
If you look the train wave collapses.
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2026
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Exactly, the whole scenario remains in superposition. Further, my inaction to a situation I have not observed cannot be morally judged.
You do whatever is most excellent, of course. That was easy. Next question.
I start beating my meat
Roll a wisdom check
Everyone can die, will die, or have been dead.
There's a dog that needs petting and that's my priority.
Clearly, the one, right choice.
Top marks.
Pet da dog. Obviously
There's nothing left to do. you've already done it all and will do it all. Including not doing anything. Just be the guy who doesn't do anything and let the quantum state deal with the other versions of you that do everything else.
It clearly says the quantum-temporal disturbance is tightly-localized, so I don't think you're actually within it in this scenario
I put on my robe and wizard hat
throw the ball for the good boy.
The only correct answer
Lick the Lab
Well I throw the rubber ball, obviously
Into the temporal vortex?
Well clearly you already did everything already. And sometimes that's all you can do...
You ask me for a hamburger.
For which I shall gladly pay you on Tuesday.
So it goes
I'm so close to making a meta shotpost about it,but i'm sure some version of me has already done it better.
Ive allready chosen all correct and wrong answers simultaneously so i believe i deserve thank yous and vitriol towards me simultaneously.
You're welcome and sorry for your loss.
Im sorry puppy. I have already thrown the ball and joined you on the tracks, it was a quantum inevitabilty. Good news though, I have also taken you and everyone on the tracks home alive.
The correct answer is to pull the lever at the exact time so the trolley's front end goes on one rail and the rear end goes on the other rail. That way you Kant have any guilt since everyone's dead.
I grab the ball, try to jump on the train so my dog and I can go on a fantastic voyage.
Someone's been playing too much Control Resonant
Futurama did it.
Insert the ball.
Goddamn you Wally! Just take your finger back, we don't care anymore ever since you took Rell away from us!!! Fuck the Tau, fuck Entrati, fuck the Warframes, just leave us be ffs, we don't need the void magic to do shit!
Control moment