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[–] djdarren@piefed.social 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, how many olives have you got in there?

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 17 points 3 days ago

4:38 am: There is another...

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good to know which users are funded by big olive.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It keeps the tubes smooooth

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Behold! The olive spork...

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.network 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What is this black magic you speak of

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[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please report back on your lack of regret.

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[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?

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[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Most foods make you poo, I think

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.

If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have not yet found a large enough jar.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Costco sells a half-gallon tub of Kalmata olives for 17 dollars.

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[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You can also try two beers. Just two beers.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (12 children)

There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand...

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Surströmming is not a food, it's a controlled substance under Schedule 1 of the Chemical Weapons Convention.

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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can't stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap

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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.

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[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson

[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

"This just in olives have been recalled due to contamination, what's being recalled next?! Stay tuned to find out!" - the news in America

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women's jeans!

Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW

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