this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I’ve got bad news…the Fediverse is just one guy

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I keep finding the same two girls on every comment section for the songs I listen in SoundCloud. Sometimes I enter the comments and don't see them and I'm like they need to listen to this, they would love it.

[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

I love this for you.

[–] lasta@piefed.world 11 points 3 days ago

If it worked, that would make a great story about bonding over music! I’d be too worried about giving the wrong impression to tag them though.

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

ILL KILL YOU DRIVING CROONER

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 45 points 3 days ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have one stalker that shows up to be a contrary dickhead, does that count?

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 10 points 2 days ago

The line between fan and hater is blurry

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Then after a few months they come out with some indefensible unhinged shit and make you question everything.

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We really share a bond that none of the other three active users share <3

[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Still waiting for you to magic some boobs into our lives.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

should cast permanent conjure estrogen targeting my blood

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Maybe they just cast spells for the benefit or on behalf of titties.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Fucks sake. ‘Memes’. No apostrophe. So annoying, such sad.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Pronounced maymays

By the meme's very nature, it was funny.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

You say no apostrophe but then use two of them?

Curious.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

He just forgot his keys. He's heading back out for that pack of cigarettes now.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 3 days ago