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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Let me introduce you to the French phrase for perfume

eu-de-toilette, literally translates to toilet water.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ve been saying this for m years and I’m very upset that someone has stolen my very bad very niche joke

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I literally just said the same thing.

…I’ve never had an original thought in my life, have I?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I was just thinking the same thung!

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For "m" years? Are we using alphabetic variables instead of numbers in our Lemmy comments now?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Only if you don’t understand French.

[–] percent@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤔 how much of the world population do you think understands French? I would guess less than 10%. Maybe even <5%.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s the forth most popular language in the world.

[–] percent@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's a neat fun fact! It doesn't answer the question though.

So how much of the world population do you think understands French, the fourth most popular language?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are the top three? English, English and Chinese?

[–] percent@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago
  1. Not French
  2. Not French
  3. Not French
  4. French
[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Ok so for those of us not fluent in French, could you please translate "La Rôche-Posay" for us so we stop chortling like middle schoolers?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a normal O, no accent. It's the name of a place, not really translatable. The argument is, prononciation of "posay" is nowhere near to "pussy" if you pronounce it the regular French way.

It's prononced more like "pause-hay".

[–] Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, pronouncing pussy but in a funny exaggerated way? I'm imaging Turk from scrubs describing what he did over the weekend to JD.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a "O" sound followed by a "Z" sound. So, if you have a really, really weird way of pronouncing "pussy", I guess.

[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

To be fair, it's about how I'd imagine inspector Clouseau pronouncing 'pussy', so it tracks

[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

So basically, it's the name of a village, and they have rocks there.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

It’s not about the translation, it’s about the pronunciation.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Je ne comprends pas

[–] piconaut@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On a related note, Lancôme should be a brand of rakes.

[–] chaitae3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or french ethernet switches

[–] susieq0044@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

If only I were 14 again!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

this brand is second to avene of being overpriced in stores.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Love me some russy

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Dumb name, good products