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Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
you have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
You can't tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won't be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
You're not my Dad.

Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)
...but what if I go "psspsspss" and the tiger comes up to me?
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
you can pet a tiger at least once

The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
Proof that life isn't fair
Your user name is 😚🤌
There's one place you can pet it still. You'll never guess where.
Someone messed up and put "not" all over this picture, other than that though it's a good guide
el tigre? Who took the boop?
Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.
Anyone else now thinking of the scene in Red Dragon where the blind woman does a little sneaky "turn and cough" check on the sedated tiger?
Only in Kenya.
You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say "chhfchhffchff" not "psspsspsspss" because that's not tiger language.
Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.
They will call you a tiger toucher
when was the last time the tiger ate and how full of a meal was it?