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[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How are they not talking about how apparenly in poland dragons were sufficiently ubiquitous that the only suggestion was to just try your best if one turns up

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

well, if a dragon posted up in your house, are you just going to let it tke over or are you going to at least atempt to remove it

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'mma let it take over. Dragon can have my house, it's a rental. And I feel like if I'm chill, the dragon will be chill, and we can get super baked together and watch Netflix

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You would get high and then netfix and chill with the dragon? I like the way you think

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Fucking bards, I swear. Creating sorcerers everywhere they go

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

100%. D&d rules, dragons can fuck anything

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 points 2 days ago

It is funny and in Poland we still laugh bout it but the "everyone can see what horse looks like" was just the beginning of a very long definition. It meant "I'm not going to describe what a horse looks like. Just look out a window and you will see one".

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

With the salt, pepper, and third shaker thing, I like to believe there was just no widespread agreement on what the third default seasoning was, so they left it up to discretion.

You wanna put some paprika in there, go for it. You'd rather have ground parmesan, be our guest. Maybe some coffee, or straight cocaine. It's your shaker.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s your standard etc, where etc stands for “eating time cocaine”

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Etcetera was the name of a ubiquitous spice used in most households, that has now gone extinct; like Silphium. Since it was always placed third on the table next to salt and pepper, it was synonymous with a third or more listed option, then shortened for brevity: e.g. a, b, etc /s

[–] StankStain@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Etcetera was the name of a ubiquitous spice used in most households, that has now gone extinct

Am i getting wooshed? i can't find any information about that

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 1 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] StankStain@lemmy.today 2 points 29 minutes ago

i'm a moron

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Funny, for us pepper is on the table but it’s not second on the list. It’s salt, then olive oil, then lemon. And then pepper.

So my guess would obviously be oil. Why the fuck would sugar be there.

Also if this is about the ancient Mediterranean then pepper was actually long pepper which tastes like dirt and the third thing was likely Garum, which Internet pop history doesn’t shut up about.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The classic settings have three shakers and two bottles. They were used for oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, and... something solid most likely. Here's what they look like:

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemon ≈ vinegar, okay, neat.

If this was the house I grew up in the shakers may have been salt, black pepper (we called it spicy pepper), and allspice (which is called sweet pepper in Arabic).

The problem here is that it just says “European” and I haven’t read what I certainly think the book the OOP mentions (A short history of nearly everything) in well over a decade so I have no context for where this area might be. Or when that area might be. Eastern Europe in the mid 1800s? I’d assume paprika. Andalusian Iberia at its peak? I’d assume something completely different.

If I had a third shaker it would probably contain dried mint for salads.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

It's a different book. I'm pretty sure it's called At Home. It's a much more recent book than A Short History Of Nearly Everything.

Of course, of course