He was held for sex trafficking charges in Florida but was released because it was a mistake and not because he's a billionaire who could use lawyers and bribes to make the problem go away.
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2026
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At this point I think it's safe to assume any politician or billionaire is in the files, unless they're too young or proven otherwise.
He looks like he's in the Epstein files tbh
lol Epstein's advice was to get a lawyer to get the charges dismissed? Have I got that right?
Because that's why all these depraved rich fuckers liked Jeff right? Because he gave such good advice and was so smart. Not because he had an army child slaves upon which they could enact their most depraved fantasies.
Have I got that right?
No. Epstein offered up the lawyer that defended him from sex related charges, because Kraft was facing sex related charges of his own.
Oh, that's entirely much more worse.
When you go to an attorney, (unless it's a simple trust or estate) you want someone who practices that specialty. I wouldn't use a contract lawyer for crim defense.
Epstein didn't just offer up a lawyer, he offered up the lawyer for being credibly charged with sex crimes
A lawyer that specialises in defending rapists. I guess such a thing would exist wouldn't it.
Someone put Epstein's face on this fucking logo, cause Kraft's NFL team is now known as The New England Pedophiles.
Don't get me wrong, Sheeran is a weak little bitch that's putting his image ahead of genocide victims, but the focus really should be on Kraft and his buddies. Zionists aren't even trying to win the debate anymore, just trying to use their money and influence to silence dissent.
It looks more like he's sacrificing his image for money.
Now I need to make a meme of Ed sheeran eating macaroni and cheese dressed like a racecar driver covered in endorsement patches (the endorsements are all from famous awful Kraft products)
Well good thing that Coward Sheeran was "thinking about the children"!
Exposing children to radical ideas like “don’t murder children” is a bridge too far.
“There is a reason I do not use my professional platform for politics – my audience includes young people, often children, of all backgrounds.
Kraft couldn't have Macklemore, but still wanted that audience.
At this point, when it comes to celebrities and the filthy rich and even Harvard, the list for "Not in the Epstein files" would be a much shorter list.
Twenty years of this, the biggest scandal of our lifetime, and we have only scratched the surface.
... and the UK is neck deep in it, too. I'll probably be dead before they are released.
Horny, rich degenerates everywhere, regardless of nation but big in america.
… and the UK is neck deep in it, too.
The UK is at least trying and convicting those UK citizens tied to Epstein crimes. Here in the USA we elect them to the highest office in the land, then allow them to use the entirety of the US Justice system to shield themselves from the evidence and consequences of their heinous actions.
Regrettably we're just as bad if not worse than you for the establishment harbouring rapist filth, go and look up the Jimmy Savile case if you want to beg for that merciful asteroid.
Are we? What actually happened to Andrew and Mandelson? And didn't the government say they weren't going to investigate the files?
Everyone alive today will be dead before they're released.
So Kraft can be friends with pedos and bang prostitues but Sheeran draws the line at genocide of children??? Hmmm
Epstein fiies, eh? Tell us more!
Remember the Panama papers? Same, same.
That from when he got busted at the Rub n Tug in West Palm???
~~On the plus side Kraft Foods is quite an easy one to boycott, because there's nothing they make that you can't get better versions of anyway.~~ ignore this I received bad information from duckduckgo's stupid ass summary page
I saw someone else say that he's not related to kraft foods, and has lots of paper packaging companies
Oh FFS, fucking AI summaries fucked me again. God I hate the future
And another example of why we should never use AI summaries.
Literally just a script that presented the first paragraph of the Wikipedia page as-is would be infinitely better.
i thinks hes associated with a HOTEL chain.