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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sniff more butts. Pee on belongings.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Found the possum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Hump with glee

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've been in therapy for a while now but this is actually great advice

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Don't knock it till you try it

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have never met a chihuahua that was happy, though. Every single one of them are hateful little bastards.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Imagine the soul of a wolf stuck in the vessel of a perrito.

I'd be a poorly tempered mess of stress and anxiety too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

My friend's parents have a tiny old Chihuahua that's super sweet to people

If their big dogs get near my friend's mom while the Chihuahua is sitting with her she'll go nuts (even though she weighs about 5 pounds vs the 80+ bigger dogs!)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I had the exact same, the first panel I also just cant see as intended

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everyone’s done ‘the swallow’ a time or two.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

usually not after it leaves your body

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah no that starts the feedback loop.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Be bred for 30,000 years to be dopey and compliant

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're so dopey, compliant, and breedable

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

With pleasure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s toxic positivity for humans precisely because they’re not dogs, bad advice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's cute, this one still doesn't think they're a furry

leans in nice and close, whispering

soon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I was about to ask what drug would make me do this

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Sounds like Hollywood happiness. Turns out only psychopaths can be happy who knew.