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[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sniff more butts. Pee on belongings.

[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Found the possum.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Hump with glee

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've been in therapy for a while now but this is actually great advice

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Don't knock it till you try it

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have never met a chihuahua that was happy, though. Every single one of them are hateful little bastards.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Imagine the soul of a wolf stuck in the vessel of a perrito.

I'd be a poorly tempered mess of stress and anxiety too.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My friend's parents have a tiny old Chihuahua that's super sweet to people

If their big dogs get near my friend's mom while the Chihuahua is sitting with her she'll go nuts (even though she weighs about 5 pounds vs the 80+ bigger dogs!)

[–] Hope@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.

[–] LordXDnl@literature.cafe 10 points 2 years ago

I had the exact same, the first panel I also just cant see as intended

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone’s done ‘the swallow’ a time or two.

[–] odium@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

usually not after it leaves your body

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah no that starts the feedback loop.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be bred for 30,000 years to be dopey and compliant

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're so dopey, compliant, and breedable

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago
[–] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

With pleasure

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s toxic positivity for humans precisely because they’re not dogs, bad advice

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

That's cute, this one still doesn't think they're a furry

leans in nice and close, whispering

soon

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I was about to ask what drug would make me do this

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Sounds like Hollywood happiness. Turns out only psychopaths can be happy who knew.